“I can see why you’re on the best dressed list of 2027,” Theodore Rookwood commented mockingly when a weary Frank Longbottom trudged in through the back door of Cooper Cottage in the small hours of that fateful June morning, huddled up against the cold in a hooded jumper which he quickly divested and dropped on the back of the kitchen chair upon realising the warmth of the house. He sneered at Theodore in response, abandoning himself into the chair he’d claimed, and the younger of the two men could only do but chuckle, reaching for the pot of coffee he’d made up, pouring a glug of the tar-like liquid into a mug that Hallie had made when she had been little for her mother, sliding it across the table for Frank to take.
“Wow, pansies, thanks a bunch, arse,” he retorted dryly, swallowing a mouthful of the coffee nonetheless. “Toby up yet?” He asked, setting the cup down on the table top, brushing his fingers absently around the rim.
“Depends what kind of ‘up’ you’re referring to,” Theodore responded crudely, sitting down opposite Frank and calmly ignoring the glares he stretched to him. “I know, I know – piss off Theo,” he added for Frank’s benefit, smiling broadly as the man nodded, bringing the rim of the cup back to his lips.
He’d been on bag duty, yes, but as ever Theodore had slacked off. He’d gotten as far as bringing everything downstairs and hollering back up that his wife didn’t need all of the crap she had packed but then he’d abandoned everything by the door and decided to make a pot of coffee which he intended to drink completely if he was ever going to make it through the intolerable journey that was laid out before them. When Frank arrived he looked as tired as Theodore felt but there was a little stab of pride inside of him when the first thing – or person, rather – Frank asked after, post insult, was Toby. It proved to Theodore – as though he wasn’t already convinced – that this was a good person and, indeed, someone who would be good for Toby, too.
“I hope you’re excited for this wedding,” Theodore yawned, looking at Frank who blinked blearily at him. “Must be the one hundredth we’ve been too collectively this year. They’re rather losing their charm, don’t you think? I always did prefer funerals.”
“We’re not all as macabre as you, Theo,” Frank intoned, swallowing the rest of his coffee before getting up.
The sound of the stairs creaking set Theodore back into action and he stole back the cups, whizzing them up clean with a little cheating bit of magic and setting them to rights once more before throwing a bag at Frank, the man catching it easily, coolly, the benefits of his career shining through, and gathering up his own. Theodore childishly rolled his eyes when Brant spoke, earning another warning glance – or glare, whatever you like – from Frank who adjusted his bag on his shoulder. Then, with a push, Theodore sent Frank outside into the cold once more, the elder man just managing to grab up his hoodie again, the two making their way over to the boot of the car into which they tossed a few more bags.
Theodore closed it and leaned himself back against the boot, eying Frank curiously as the man blew hot air into his palms, rubbing them together. Theodore himself didn’t mind the cold but it seemed as though the Longbottom man enjoyed it about as much as a kick in the teeth and Theodore couldn’t really blame him. Coming back off of pre-seasoning training from Miami to comparatively colder, more miserable Britain wasn’t the welcome home party one would have preferred. Theodore wouldn’t have bothered coming home if it had been him but alas, therein lay the difference between himself and Frank – Frank had his priorities sorted.
“Toby’s in the shower,” Theo said finally.
“I gathered,” Frank returned sarcastically. “Are you going to be a pain my arse this whole trip?”
“Nope, Toby is,” Theodore grinned, his mouth widening to impossible proportions. “Or not, prudey-mc-prudester.”
“Shove off, Theo, will you?” Frank sighed.
Theo nodded. He would, for now at least.