Pureblood wives were a little different from, well, Hallie. She wasn’t going to lay back, think of England, Ireland, Scotland or wherever the Ministry had sourced her from and then busy herself with whatever it was she’d spend his money on. The latter wasn’t exactly something that Theodore could afford, however, and the differences were, finally, beginning to sink in positively. She wouldn’t bleed him dry and she would work for as long as possible before the Ministry started getting batty about babies or whatever it was they planned on doing. She’d do her own thing and, oddly, that independence had always drawn him to certain kinds of women - the Halfbloods and the Muggleborns of his peer group and, occasionally, just outside. He’d never seen himself marrying such a lady, though.
Theodore scoffed back at Hallie in response, a smirk lighting on his features, and he chuckled before moving back to the cupboard in search of some marshmallows which, unfortunately, he couldn’t boast to having made. He took the small jar down, grateful for the shrinking charms he’d put on the marshmallows, and took a handful out, placing them onto the side before replacing the lid on the jar and putting it back up into the cupboard. Once the door had closed, Theodore took his wand off of the side and a clean plate off of the draining board rack. He set it down on the island and pressed his wand onto the ceramic, setting some bluebell flames there. Then, he charmed the marshmallows to hover above the flames and brown off a little bit and, at their barest, warm up some.
“So,” He stated, his mouth moving the barest of flutters as he watched the flames. “We make sure they clean their teeth, don’t we?” He queried rhetorically. “Besides, you should always have a sweet after dinner. Not that I’ve made dinner. Perhaps next time?” He quirked his eyebrows upwards playfully before returning to the stove, hesitantly moving to poke at the chocolate, the broken squares at the top having finally begun to give up their shape into the mixture.
At her admission about the chocolate, Theodore chuckled, recalling many a time he had relinquished his belly’s contents as a child when he’d grown far too excitable after what could only be considered a ridiculous amount of sugar. That had been his mother’s way of placating him, though. He’d been her favourite in many ways and her least in others but he’d always been the favourite of her friends whose sons had long grown and their homes no longer had that long-missed patter of footsteps on creaking floorboards. Their doting had given him his taste for sweetness in all facets of life: food, women, wine, art - for his many vices, he held them responsible. He didn’t blame them, though. No, responsibility and blame were two different things. He wouldn’t have done things differently.
“Too much chocolate makes you dislike chocolate,” he told her easily. “Besides, vanilla’s the best for this kind of thing. It’s plain but palatable and that’s what we need.”
Theodore truly began to stir the mixture now, loosening the chocolate until, finally, it was time to whisk. He removed the spoon, dropping it into the sink and the frothing water that had gathered there in the bowl, and reached over for the whisk in the pot with other metal utensils - some of which he wasn’t entirely sure what he was supposed to use them for, but glad of them all the same. Then, with the whisk in hand, he began to deftly stir the mixture with practised vigour, listening to Hallie carefully, still, but concentrating adamantly on their drink. Once the mixture was frothy, creamy and the right texture and consistency, he could add the sugar and then, they’d be ready.
After setting down the whisk, Theodore lifted up the pan and poured hearty amounts of hot chocolate into the cups on the side. Once they were suitably filled, he cleaned up the sides of any spillage and took the cups over to the island. It was then that Hallie finally spoke up about what he’d not noticed to have been bothering her and Theodore’s eyebrows shot to his hairline, an absurdly amused expression changing and encroaching over his face.
“Oh, I see. You want to do it in the reverse order, do you?” He queried, pushing the hot chocolate towards her before returning to the other counter to take down some plates. Theodore began to talk as he set out three brownies on each plate and two dollops of ice cream, stopping only a moment to rummage in search of some caramel for himself.
“You want the sex,” he told her as he took down the bottle. “And then you want to talk about money and finance and where we’re living and the wedding and whose job is whose, yes?” He smirked at her as he shook the bottle and after squirting some of the caramel over his ice cream, he put the bottle back and took the plates over with two spoons.
He put the plates down and smiled a little at her. “I’ll go and get a jumper. I’d say take off your top and we’d be even but I do want you to drink the hot chocolate and unlike the whisky, that will scald my skin so, if you’ll excuse me.”
He ducked out of the room for the barest of seconds and hurried up the stairs, finding, much to his delight, a jumper folded up on the end of his bed along with a hamper of washing from one of the House Elves who didn’t appear to have gotten the message: that he could do it. Still, Theodore was grateful and slid the jumper on over his head as he made his way back downstairs and into the kitchen once more.
“Okay, so, we’ll figure out the sex last, shall we?” He chuckled. “What was it first? Whose job is whose, right? Do explain, blondie. Isn’t it a prerequisite that I do all the DIY?” Again he chuckled and sat down opposite her, reaching for his hot chocolate which was, at a first taste, pretty darn good if he did say so himself. “Eat. Please. I don’t want to be accosted by your mother for not eating my supper because I went through this and yours.”