BAIRD
“DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BOY?! I AM A MEMBER OF THE WIZENGAMOT! I COULD HAVE YOU THROWN IN AZKABAN FOR YOUR IMPUDENCE!”
Naturally, it was another nonsensical day for Baird McLaggen, filled with mischief and amusement and, of course, the idiotic people that made up the bulk of the Wizarding World. Insert: Armando Yaxley. He inherited his space on the Wizengamot from his father and proceeded from then on to be a pain in the arse every time the court wanted to prosecute a Death Eater. Of course, he also developed a penchant for arrogance and had a head that was decidedly incapable of fitting through a normal doorframe. Baird blamed it entirely on his superiority complex as well as the Italian shoes he insisted upon wearing.
Also, of course, there was the addition of all the women that flocked to such people due to the promise of power and money that they’d get for looking pretty and bending over backwards, forwards, sideways, upways, downways - wherever - for them. Armando Yaxley was, frightfully, considered to be one of those men and enjoyed all of the perks. Baird’s folly was noticing it in his swagger, noticing the way his wife jittered and looked around furtively, keeping her hands on their youngest sprog because it was through her that she garnered all of her happiness - not through the company of her husband.
Baird smiled tightly, “I only asked how many affairs you have had since gaining your position on the Wizengamot. I would wager at least thirty but I wouldn’t like to be so unkind to your wife by softening the number. I would rather like to believe it was somewhere within the region of thirty-five to fifty but I can’t be entirely positive so I am going to go for forty-two and a half - you haven’t quite closed the deal with your new secretary.”
For that, Baird got a clip round the ear and in rebuttal; he encouraged the onlookers to contact the Ministry’s police force who arrived just in time for Baird to get on the train. He gave them his statement, gathered up his satchel and tilted his head in acknowledgement of their services before jumping onto the lingering locomotive that was just beginning to huff and puff true bouts of white vapour. The engine was beginning to warm up and the machine as a whole was readying itself for, at the expense of being crude, take-off.
Baird brushed through the corridor that was overwhelmingly hopping with First Years and he only managed to keep the disdain from his face as he weaved through. Thankfully, it wasn’t long at all until he reached the compartment where Baldric had deserted him to, the smell of the Gryffindor’s cologne still hanging in the air, and where he could also sense Sonia was - again, another scent that was mingling, albeit covered by the pungent smell of Baldric’s manliness.
Opening the door, Baird gave Trish a playful push of his hand against her shoulder.
“Move it, Blondie.” He told her with a smile. “Some of us have to tend to our other halves.”
Baird threw his bag down by the window and hurried over to Sonia. He took her head in his hands and directed it left, right, up and down before planting a kiss on the very tip of her nose.
“Congratulations!” He exclaimed. “I have impregnated your nose! Expect children in around three to four days. Exfoliation may be the best way of getting out of becoming a mother to the teenage scourge of spots.”
He flopped down next to Sonia then and dragged his eyes around the compartment before frowning.
“Where’s our other puppy, then?” He asked, referring to Olivia who was no-where to be seen. “Not to mention that Hufflepuff of yours, Charlie. Where is Mr Finch-Fletchley?”
GRACE
Grace looked up at the entrance of Jackson, another Hufflepuff, and she wiggled out from under Baldric’s arm to sit next to him, her smile light on her lips. She tucked her legs up, crossing them beneath her, and nodded brightly at Jackson before reaching down to pick up her bag. She drew her book out from inside and laid it in her lap before thinking up the appropriate way to summarise her summer. Awful? Expensive? Shudderingly reflective of what her future will be like: destitute and full of unrewarding hard work? No, that wouldn’t go down well at all.
“My summer was fantastic, thank you, Jack.” She told him. “I got to go and see Quidditch again. Felt amazing. How was yours?”
Grace then turned and waved a little to the other Hufflepuff girl who had joined them. Darcy, she remembered. She liked to sail - or, well, was a sailor.
“How are you, Darcy?” She inquired gently.
BALDRIC
Baldric looked at Baird testily, wondering exactly what the Ravenclaw had been up to before deciding against worrying about it. He got up from his seat and reached down, taking Jackson’s trunk off of the floor. Baldric lifted it up and put up in the overhead basket before smiling at Trisha who had joined them, bolstering up the Ravenclaw side of the compartment. Baldric had long grown used to being lone in terms of his Gryffindor-ishness. It was that fact that put him at recognisable ease. He could be the pseudo-leader when things went awry and he could look after everyone. He liked that role for himself; suited it, even.
Baldric took Darcy’s trunk for her, too. Being the gentleman he was. He knew she could have probably done it herself - just as they all could’ve - but he felt the need to. Plus, it would make her feel a little bit settled. She was immediately enveloped into their social group but, being new, and being around all of the nutcases that made up the Spectacular Seven - which was, as ever, evolving into innumerable amounts of friends for the ostracised, the unloved and the ones that just needed friends and wanted acceptance. It was the best sort of group - one that was comprised of people genuinely wanting to help, love and be loved.
After stowing her trunk up in the basket, Baldric lifted his gaze and his face brightened at the sight of the Ravenclaw he’d taken on a date earlier in the summer.
“Good Morning, Trish!” He greeted her before leaning down to take the trunk from her hands. That too went up with Jackson’s and everyone else’s and after that he grabbed up Baird’s which had been abandoned in the doorway as he’d hurried inside. Again, that joined the others and after that, Baldric sat down back beside Grace, half-hoping Nathan would exercise his Werewolf-strength when he and Liv finally arrived. Some people just didn’t know anything about feather-light charms.