Oh. Hello there.
Although I highly doubt I'm letting you read this willingly, welcome to my photo album. It's got nothing of interest so I suggest you step away from it and read something else. There's a bloody good hex placed on this, so if there's someone reading with ill intent, expect to burst out in a gaudy version of 'What is Love?' If I somehow show this to you, please verify that I am not Imperioused. If I am, take me to the Ministry. If I'm not, verify if I am actually Freyjakiu Delia Thistle. Ask these questions:
- What's your favorite color?
(Black)
- What's your favorite instrument?
(Keyboard)
If they answer these correctly, punch them in the face. If that person is knocked out, it's not me. If that person, however, rises and beats you to a pulp, it is me.
The First-Aid is in the pantry,
Frey.
My brother bought me some temporary tattoos from the store. This was the result.
I charmed a ball to glitter every time it felt a gust of wind in my seventh year. That's me blowing on it after my graduation.
I had to hot glue the curtains in my cousin's craft project. I feel so empowered with hot glue.
Just chillin with Davie.
And here's Devin
Devin's been teaching me guitar lately, I've been practicing by myself.
That glue gun from before? Now it's a ray gun, thank you transfiguration.
I've begun to paint a new room in my mother's house on my own.
My boyfriend filmed this while I was playing a small gig
I looked at my computer and my monstrosity of an older brother's appeared in my gallery
Why is this in here again?
Fredric, what have you done?
Fredric.
Staph
I have replaced the rest of my pictures with pictures of mum and dad. You're welcome - Fredric. That's mum up there.
Then there's dad.
We're all really weird people. Now, I suggest you close this book and not mention any of the contents. If I hear of you speaking of this..you'll wish you hadn't spoken.
I still have that ray gun.
Frey.