Welcome to the Hospital Wing...
Hello, I'm your nurse, Angelique. If you've attended Hogwarts in 2024 or earlier, you'll remember me when I was a student. I am here to assist with your recovery, not to listen to your whining. You might also want to bear in mind that with a comprehensive knowledge of anatomy and healing, I can hurt you so nobody will ever know.
The first thing you'll notice when you walk into the Hospital Wing is the nurse's station. It's right up the front and it's also where the potion store is. I don't bother to lock it, because a caterwauling charm gets triggered if someone else opens the cabinet, so go ahead and try to steal from me.
Past the nurse's station are the doors to the main part of the Hospital Wing. They're quite heavy so that nobody who shouldn't be walking around can get out by accident. Assuming you can manage to push them open, you'll find a large, airy room with a row of hospital beds on either side. Each bed has its own curtain for privacy.
Now that you know the layout, you need to know what to do. When you come to the hospital wing, you need to fill out a report form. If your injury or illness isn't serious enough for me to look at, it's not serious enough for you to be here.