To have left Nemo lying dead and gut-loaded with the drink and the drug of his choice would have been more merciful than the procedural confiscation of his wand; a cruelty which had reduced Nemo to a mess of a muggle. Without his usual methods of release during a bout of mania, Nemo could do no more than waltz throughout his companion’s home with fistfuls of class, swaying with the fluency of an auror to the rhythm of ancient rock songs. Thus, he would have been better left for dead, than alone amongst the coffee mugs and window panes.
Nemo swung a violent arm across his torso and strummed the strings of a nonexistent guitar with the base of a lamp, feet moving across the floor smoothly, swiveling in time with his feverish playing. “I’m gonna take it down – Oh, down, down, down! So don’t you play around!” Nemo sang in high falsetto, and with a fierce jerk of his arm, he threw the lamp against the nearest unsuspecting wall whilst he danced. “I’m gonna pull it – pull it – pull the trigger!” He dove to his knees and slid upon his their caps towards the sofa, fingers trailing along the ground and the fractured glass that he’d scattered there as he flew. In his wake, all that Jack had previously owned which could be broken lay in pitiful heaps of threatening shards.
And what a beautiful song they had made.
Nemo snatched the remote control from the coffee table and leapt to his feet with a flourish, spinning on the spot. “Shoot to thrill” - he hurled the device towards the television – “way to kill” he sprung atop the table and outstretched his arms. At his feet before his stage’s edge he had aligned five coffee mugs, and with his fingers twitching off his palms at his sides he kicked each from the table. One after another, the mugs met their ends, and as though he had choreographed his act of destruction, the last note of ‘Shoot to Thrill’ erupted throughout the house at a volume capable of puncturing eardrums and dissolved to silence.
A silence which was interrupted immediately by a familiar conductor of curses.
“Sparky?” Nemo stretched from the coffee table to the sofa and climbed over its back towards the door. “Did you bring my wand?” He inquired with an audible and almost childish hope as he stumbled upon bleeding soles across the room. But in an abrupt change of direction he veered from his path, opting to pop his head through a hole in the shattered window. The pane’s glass teeth grazed his jugular, and he grinned madly on; as though he found the present danger adorable. “Wuzzup?” He shouted over the introduction of the next track.