CONNISTONE HALL, YORKSHIREYet another crumpled piece of paper joined the others near, but not in, his waste paper basket. Parchment was costly and ecologically unfriendly, so Shylock and his siblings weren't allowed to use it except for official magical reasons. A good thing too, or he'd have used a whole year's supply up by now.
Who'd have thought writing love letters would be so hard? Not that he needed to write his own. Shylock sincerely doubted someone like Kayla knew her classics, but he still flinched from plagiarism on the tickly suspicion that what he wrote would sound more sincere if he made it up himself.
With a sigh, he started over.
Kayla,
Too informal. Would 'Sweetest Kayla' be too sickly? What about 'Dearest'? Probably just 'Dear' to start. Don't want to scare her off.
Dear Kayla,
When my heart shatters
You destroy me
Please pick up the pieces
Shylock read over what he'd written. It was... him, he decided. What you'd expect from Shylock Ashcroft if he'd fallen in love. Eloquent, slightly impolite and definitely odd.
He signed off on it and went down to the mews to find an owl.