"You've got a good memory," Michael smiled. "Michael Tremaine. Good to see you again. And, yes, I do come here. More often than I probably should. I live within walking distance. The first time I came here it was, I believe, for a butterbeer on a school outing. And, well, now I mainly come here for the fish and chips. Good pub grub is hard to find. Today, actually, I am trying to avoid going home to hex my dogs for eating my socks and my shorts. If you can call them dogs. Bloody enchanted furniture.
"Here's your laugh of the day," he said, taking a swig of the toddy and finding it quite satisfying. He gave Tom a thumbs up, and that made Tom laugh, delighted. "So, I'm renting this furnished house, and it comes complete with this pair of bloody bewitched footstools that believe they are cocker spaniels. And my very best friend thinks its funny enough that he doesn't have to tell me how to prevent them from reproducing. Now I have a ridiculous litter of 12 dollhouse sized foostools that think they're cocker spaniels and a hat rack that robs me blind every time I walk in the door. I'd set them on fire, but I have this demented, twisted bit of my brain that likes them just well enough not to off them."