Remy’s grin broadened as Angus flirted back, though whether he was aware of his flirtation or not was uncertain. Men tended to flirt unconsciously when they were interested in a woman, whereas women were nearly always flirting consciously. All the women in bars and clubs she had seen claiming not to know when they were leading a man on, saying they were “just being friendly” – what a load of crap. Women were the more manipulative of the two sexes (though men believing they were innocent on this account was just as foolish), and accordingly they were also the sex that made the greatest attempt to hide their power. What else could explain why Remy was so good at what she did?
Angus’ flirtation came by the way of compliments, and with each successive one Remy knew she was making exactly the kind of impression she wanted to on Angus, if not an accurate one. He had pinned her as being bright, which she certainly was – just not so much by wizarding definitions. Remy was cunning, clever, and willing to use these abilities to get ahead; that counted as bright in her opinion. But the fact that he was giving away so much of his position as an auror meant to Remy that Angus wasn’t reading her as well as he thought he was; if he was seeing her clearly, he would be playing this situation much closer to the chest.
As one of the waitresses brought over a tray full of dirty glasses and napkins, Remy slid it across the bar and started sorting it out, garbage into the rubbish bin and glasses onto a rack to be cleaned. She would let the bus boy do the cleaning (she claimed, because it was his job, but in actuality, because she couldn’t do it with magic and would look conspicuous cleaning them by hand). All the while she was doing this, Remy continued listening to Angus, smiling up at him while she leaned over to stack the glasses, peering through a curtain of dark hair to give him a flirtatious grin when he listed off the things he liked to do, including cooking of all things.
This guy really is a blabbermouth. It would be annoying if it wasn’t so useful, and he not so damn good-looking…
“Then we really will get on well,” Remy responded, smirking as she dropped the last of the glasses and stood up, wiping her hands on the bar rag, “I can’t cook a meal to save my life. I mostly just eat simply, or occasionally grab something downtown.”
Oh yes. Remy: the helpless. It might seem counterintuitive, but it was always good to make a man feel needed, and this particular need might get her an in with the man across the bar, who seemed more and more interested by the minute, and Remy found herself getting more and more impatient to leave with him.
Unfortunately, the good rhythm the two of them had going was interrupted when the door to Satan’s was once again flung open violently. Now, this wasn’t an unusual occurrence in this establishment, but if it happened any more tonight, Vito was going to be inquiring of Remy if she was unfit for her position, and anything that threatened her income was at the top of Remy’s list of annoyances (only just below threatening her life).
In what Remy considered good fortune, however, Angus seemed equally annoyed and anxious to return to their conversation, because he wasted no time confronting the new intruder with both his wand and his words. Remy was gripping the edge of the bar with one hand, and letting one hand dangle by her side, just in case it needed to make a quick move for the pistol in her waistband. The conversation between the two men was getting heated quickly, threats passing both ways. Remy’s eyes darted from man to man as the conversation continued, much to the oblivion of other patrons, who were too interested in the strippers in the far corner of the room to be bothered by a few men having a shouting match.
Remy, however, was invested in the conversation because it was happening in her workplace, but then she very quickly got even more invested in the conversation when the man in the doorway, whose name still hadn’t been stated, abruptly turned his wand away from Angus and onto Remy. Instinctively, Remy’s arm snaked around her back and gripped the handle of pistol in her waistband, but before she could pull it out, she heard a pop and was forced to take a step backward as Angus appeared in the narrow space between herself and the bar, directly in the line of the scarred man’s wand.
Remy was stunned, to say the least, and she quickly dropped her hand from the pistol before anyone noticed her gripping it. She checked subtly to make sure her tank top was covering it again, all of this done hastily while Angus and the threatening man exchanged another set of threats. Where the hell is the bouncer....? Remy’s subconscious demanded, wanting to be indignant about being protected by a relative stranger, but also not wanting to die. When it came down to pride or life, Remy chose life.
And as it turned out, Angus was better equipped to deal with the man anyway, as he proved all too quickly when, with the briefest jolt of red light, the man that Remy could just barely see from behind Angus’s tall form suddenly disappeared. Or rather, that is what Remy had believed had happened, but a second later Angus was ensconcing a cockroach inside an overturned glass, which allowed the bartender to put the pieces together.
The brunette rarely found herself struck into silence, but this situation had definitely done it. She had just been threatened and defended by two complete strangers (or relative strangers, in Angus’ case), and the man in the long coat was now conversing with her as though nothing had happened. Remy had always had a way of making men do things for her, but getting them to stand in the line of fire for her? That was new, even for her.
Shake it off, Remy’s subconscious demanded, not wanting her to look like a blathering idiot.
“Um, yeah…” Remy said, blinking away her disbelief, “One fresh firewhiskey, coming right up.”
The few minutes it took her to fetch a fresh glass of the top shelf liquor gave Remy the time she needed to calm down and get back into her groove, so when she slid the drink across the bar to Angus, she had the self-awareness and situational consciousness to let her hand linger just a moment when her fingers brushed his next to the glass.
“Thank you,” Remy said, her eyes connecting with Angus’ intentionally, figuring she could use what just occurred as an excuse to convey a closer relationship than two strangers that had met only an hour ago in a bar, “For, well… for doing what you did. It was… above and beyond the call of duty,” Remy added, faking an appreciative smile with an unintentional hint of “let’s get out of here, shall we?”
Keep your pants on, Remy…. At least while you’re still at work.