Clinton Iola is the third in a series of centaur professors of divination, carrying on the tradition Dumbledore began when he hired Firenze to split teaching duties with the then professor, Sybil Trelawny. Trelawny has since retired in her old age, and no centaur wants to retain professorial positions for too long (too much time indoors in bad for centaurs’ auras), but Clinton is taking his turn indoors. He took the teaching position two years ago, and since then, his wavy, shoulder-length auburn hair and bare, muscular torso have been drawing the female population to his class like bees to honey. Clinton is overly philosophical, so much of what he tries to teach to his student audience goes right over their heads, but that doesn’t seem to bother many of his students. He has a “there is no wrong answer” policy, which allows students to scrape through his classes with little to no effort, as long as they can keep the glazed look out of their eyes while he is explaining the meaning of the universe…. for the 12th time this term.
- Credit to the brilliant
Amelia Lyons
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