"Hm. As far as I'm concerned, hell looks an awful lot like a marriage license," He said, trying to restore a bit of his own typically decent mood. "As for dinner, any time you like. I just purchased a perfectly good piece of prime rib that deserves to be treated well. Name the date, and I'll at least treat you better than you've been treated lately, obviously. And I recently liberated a perfectly excellent bottle of port from someone who was criminally under appreciating it. And, no, I don't feel guilty in the least for that. That poor little bottle of port needed my protection. We can appreciate it properly after the prime rib.
"But, I did expect your questions. The wand is for someone near and dear to me. My goddaughter. Khaat broke her wand very recently. No one has ever been successful in getting Robert and Khaat to 'play nice' when they train against one another. And you know how quick Robert is with a wand. He fires instantly. As it so happens, he accidently injured her very recently--a relatively minor thing, but it certainly could have been far worse. Its not the first time, either. She drew on him, and he instantly fired. She has never learned to have a healthy respect for his speed. It destroyed her wand in the process. She keeps Remus's wand, but that wand is not as well suited to her as one that would be created just for her. It works in a pinch, but its not good as her permanent wand.
"All of that being said, I would very much like to keep an unfortunate accident from happening. I take my responsibilities to her as her godfather very seriously, and Ozzy and I went a fair round over it. He deserved a chewing out, even if he is her father. And he got it, fair and square. Then we had a pint, and all is well again. Neither of them know I am here. If the wands were sisters, then even if they fired on one another, the sister wands would add an additional layer of protection for her and her unborn child."
He thought a moment and then realized his last phrase. "Well, I guess thats the other reason I'm ticked with Ozzy. He knew his daughter was pregnant and fired on her. The baby is fine, but therein lies my reason for wanting to insulate her a bit in these 'training sessions' they seem to enjoy with so much gusto.
"Oh, and since you know its Khaat, I presume if you decide to decorate it with stones, you know its all about the emeralds." He knew that Thaor knew all about the green necklace Remus had put on Khaat when she was a baby that was enchanted to only be removed by Remus--so now she had to wear it permanently. "So? Can you do it?"