Hi. I’m Keith Nicholas, otherwise known as “the detention kid”, or perhaps “Oh God not him again”.
Now, I know what you’re thinking. You don’t want to read this do you? You want to get back to breakfast, or lunch, or dinner, or maybe something non food related. And then you’d go about the rest of your life as an empty shell.
Because this is the best thing ever.
No lie. I’m not even just saying that because I write it. It’s literally awesome. Ever feel like you have no idea what the hell is going on at Hogwarts? At least outside your immediate group of friends? Well that’s what this is for.
Wanna know who’s in detention? Check here. Wanna know who cursed who? Who kissed who? Who “accidently” set the potions room on fire? Check here. This is the place you want to be.
Please be warned that this isn’t going to be pretty. This is investigative journalism at its finest - where the facts blend with exaggeration, and kids who deserved to get slammed get slammed. It’s a no hold barred beat down of the gossip at Hogwarts. It’s the best thing since self-slicing bread.
It’s Keith’s Korner.
Krowd the Korner.