Can we pretend that boys dont fart,
That girls arent smart,
That things are wrong,
We can change this plan of our,
Plan of our,
Plan of our own god
Can we pretend that boys dont fart,
That girls arent smart,
That things are wrong,
We can change this plan of our,
Plan of our,
Plan of our own god.
Now, We'll pretend that we are not even strong,
we'll pretend that this isnt even a song,
we'll pretend that things will never change
we'll pretend that everybody is very strange
Now I know yah dont wanna mess with me now,
Now that you know how i cannot even allow,
Allow the most discusting of all different things,
things that are covered in diferent colored wings,
Wings that are around 4 feet long,
now its time to end the rap of this song.
Can we pretend that boys dont fart,
That girls arent smart,
That things are wrong,
We can change this plan of our,
Plan of our,
Plan of our own god
Can we pretend that boys dont fart,
That girls arent smart,
That things are wrong,
We can change this plan of our,
Plan of our,
plan of our own god.
Lets pretend like its two thousand thirteen,
We are eating at a club where everyone is mean,
There are dancers and drinkers and even old tenders,
But its better then eating from our schools new Venders,
We get ice cream, sour cream, all sorts of different cream,
But we've never got one thing that was covered in steam,
We always are gaggin and we're always dragging,
but hey its better than hearing teachers naggin,
we always wanna hear each new song 10 times,
but heck now i am all out of little rhymes.
Can we pretend that boys dont fart,
That girls arent smart,
That things are wrong,
We can change this plan of our,
Plan of our,
Plan of our own god
Can we pretend that boys dont fart,
That girls arent smart,
That things are wrong,
We can change this plan of our,
Plan of our,
plan of our own god.
(echo) our god
ooooh ooh oh
(echo) plan of
Oh oh oh oh
(echo) our own god
Ohhhh oh ooooh
(echo) our god yeah